3月 2012
What I said: Oh, wait a second. It's three o'clock. I'm not in a relationship or even having sex right now, but I still want to keep taking the pill regularly so that I don't get those horrible cramps again and can keep my period regulated. Plus, if I do decide to have sex with someone, I will be taking that extra precaution, you know, in addition to using a condom.
What Rush Limbaugh and the government have decided I really meant: Oh, wait a second. It's three o'clock. I'm late for that orgy where I'm gonna fuck at least thirty people... Gotta beat last night's record! I've got to hurry because after that I'm going to prostitute myself for some Lucky Charms. I don't even like Lucky Charms, I just like to try and find ways to take government money and make them pay for my sex. Jokes on you, suckas! Raisin Bran all the way!
